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| Merry Christmas! Want a free book? I am giving away free copies of my new book: Ho, Ho, Hey! What Just Happened? Holiday Enlightenment from an Overworked Santa and his Testy Crew Available in either eBook format, or print book The print book is free, but I am asking for $4.00 to cover the cost of shipping and handling. Please send a check, money order, or cash, to: Loretta Sinclair P.O. Box 2052 Rancho Cordova, CA 95741-2052 *Please include your email to send confirmation of order. Or, for a free .pdf file, compatible with any Adobe reader, or eBook readers, just fill out the CONTACT US form below: *** by ordering a free book or filling out the CONTACT US form below, you agree to be placed on our mailing list with updates and announcements from Lori about her new releases or other writing news. You can unsubscribe at any time. |
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Holiday Enlightenment from
an Overworked Santa and
his Testy Crew!
Free Books!
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This just in: Santa has lost
his Blackberry containing his
Naughty and Nice list. He is
past his warranty period, is
not yet eligible for an
upgrade, and gets no
reception in his own home.
What will he do? Read Can
You Hear Me Now? to find
out.
After numerous complaints by
testy neighbors, and several
citations from the North Pole
Animal Control District, the
reindeer are made to go
through obedience training.
The Reindeer Games are said
to be sexist and exclusionary,
and they are told to stop or
face legal action. Find out
what they will do. Read:
Twenty-Nine Minutes.
Santa and Mrs. Claus are in
divorce court. His work
schedule and job stress has
left her feeling neglected and
alone. She has filed for full
custody of the elves and all of
the world's children. Only the
family court can decide what
to do in Kringle vs. Kringle.
Santa is picketed by animal
rights groups for not using
organic, free-range reindeer.
See P.U.K.E. and C.R.A.P. for
all the latest details.
Ho, Ho, H.O.A.
Showdown with the
Homeowner's Association.
Trouble at the DMV! Santa's
sleigh has failed it's Smog test
due to the noxious fumes from
the reindeer.
To Be, or To BeNot
That is the Question
Santa's entire organization is
in danger of losing their
health insurance due to the
large number of obese
participants on the rolls. They
are told to collectively lose a
percentage on their BMI, or
face cancellation of their
policy. Get the facts at The
Fat Farm!
~Blog Humbug!~
Come blog with me!
Read the rantings of your
favorite Christmas characters
at:
www.ChristmasInc.blogspot.co
m
Home Tweet Home!
Find us on Twitter.com
And last, but not least, Do You
Smell What I Smell? Santa
is arrested for DUI on
Christmas Eve, putting his
entire delivery schedule in
jeopardy.
an Overworked Santa and
his Testy Crew!
Free Books!
Click Here
This just in: Santa has lost
his Blackberry containing his
Naughty and Nice list. He is
past his warranty period, is
not yet eligible for an
upgrade, and gets no
reception in his own home.
What will he do? Read Can
You Hear Me Now? to find
out.
After numerous complaints by
testy neighbors, and several
citations from the North Pole
Animal Control District, the
reindeer are made to go
through obedience training.
The Reindeer Games are said
to be sexist and exclusionary,
and they are told to stop or
face legal action. Find out
what they will do. Read:
Twenty-Nine Minutes.
Santa and Mrs. Claus are in
divorce court. His work
schedule and job stress has
left her feeling neglected and
alone. She has filed for full
custody of the elves and all of
the world's children. Only the
family court can decide what
to do in Kringle vs. Kringle.
Santa is picketed by animal
rights groups for not using
organic, free-range reindeer.
See P.U.K.E. and C.R.A.P. for
all the latest details.
Ho, Ho, H.O.A.
Showdown with the
Homeowner's Association.
Trouble at the DMV! Santa's
sleigh has failed it's Smog test
due to the noxious fumes from
the reindeer.
To Be, or To BeNot
That is the Question
Santa's entire organization is
in danger of losing their
health insurance due to the
large number of obese
participants on the rolls. They
are told to collectively lose a
percentage on their BMI, or
face cancellation of their
policy. Get the facts at The
Fat Farm!
~Blog Humbug!~
Come blog with me!
Read the rantings of your
favorite Christmas characters
at:
www.ChristmasInc.blogspot.co
m
Home Tweet Home!
Find us on Twitter.com
And last, but not least, Do You
Smell What I Smell? Santa
is arrested for DUI on
Christmas Eve, putting his
entire delivery schedule in
jeopardy.