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Ho, Ho, Hey! What Just Happened?
Coming Christmas 2010!
Written by: Loretta Sinclair Illustrated by: Melissa Perez
Coming Christmas 2010!
Written by: Loretta Sinclair Illustrated by: Melissa Perez
Holiday enlightenment from an overworked Santa and his testy crew.
Copyright 2010, Loretta Sinclair
Copyright 2010, Loretta Sinclair
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Nice list. He is past his warranty period, is not yet eligible for an
upgrade, and gets no reception in his own home. What will he do?
Read Can You Hear Me Now? to find out.
upgrade, and gets no reception in his own home. What will he do?
Read Can You Hear Me Now? to find out.
After numerous
complaints by testy
neighbors, and several
Pole Animal Control
neighbors, and several
made to go through
citations from the North
Pole Animal Control Pole
Pole Animal Control Pole
Animal Control Animal the
reindeer are District, the
reindeer are District, the
reindeer are the reindeer
are made to made to go
through go through
obedience obedience
training. The training.
The Reindeer Reindeer
Games are said to be
sexist and exclusionary,
and they are told to stop
or face legal action. Find
out what they will do.
Read: Twenty-Nine
Minutes.
complaints by testy
neighbors, and several
Pole Animal Control
neighbors, and several
made to go through
citations from the North
Pole Animal Control Pole
Pole Animal Control Pole
Animal Control Animal the
reindeer are District, the
reindeer are District, the
reindeer are the reindeer
are made to made to go
through go through
obedience obedience
training. The training.
The Reindeer Reindeer
Games are said to be
sexist and exclusionary,
and they are told to stop
or face legal action. Find
out what they will do.
Read: Twenty-Nine
Minutes.
Santa and Mrs. Claus are in divorce court.
His work schedule and job stress has left her
feeling neglected and alone. She has filed for
full custody of the elves and all of the world's
children. Only the family court can decide
what to do in Kringle vs. Kringle.
His work schedule and job stress has left her
feeling neglected and alone. She has filed for
full custody of the elves and all of the world's
children. Only the family court can decide
what to do in Kringle vs. Kringle.
Santa is picketed by animal rights groups for
not using organic, free-range reindeer. See
P.U.K.E. and C.R.A.P. for all the latest details.
not using organic, free-range reindeer. See
P.U.K.E. and C.R.A.P. for all the latest details.
Trouble at the DMV! Santa's sleigh has
fumes from the reindeer.
To Be, or To BeNot
That is the Question
fumes from the reindeer.
To Be, or To BeNot
That is the Question
Showdown with the Homeowner's Association.
Santa's entire organization is in danger of
losing their health insurance due to the
large number of obese participants on the
rolls. They are told to collectively lose a
percentage on their BMI, or face
cancellation of their policy. Get the facts at
The Fat Farm!
losing their health insurance due to the
large number of obese participants on the
rolls. They are told to collectively lose a
percentage on their BMI, or face
cancellation of their policy. Get the facts at
The Fat Farm!
What I Smell? Santa is arrested for DUI
on Christmas Eve, putting his entire
delivery schedule in jeopardy.
on Christmas Eve, putting his entire
delivery schedule in jeopardy.
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